| S1E1 |
Pilot |
2003-09-23 |
| S1E2 |
Big Flappy Bastards |
2003-09-30 |
| S1E3 |
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell |
2003-10-07 |
| S1E4 |
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap |
2003-10-14 |
| S1E5 |
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump |
2003-10-21 |
| S1E6 |
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? |
2003-10-28 |
| S1E7 |
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake |
2003-11-04 |
| S1E8 |
Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful |
2003-11-11 |
| S1E9 |
Phase One, Complete |
2003-11-18 |
| S1E10 |
Merry Thanksgiving |
2003-11-25 |
| S1E11 |
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor |
2003-12-16 |
| S1E12 |
Camel Filters + Pheromones |
2004-01-06 |
| S1E13 |
Sarah Like Puny Alan |
2004-01-13 |
| S1E14 |
I Can't Afford Hyenas |
2004-02-03 |
| S1E15 |
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) |
2004-02-10 |
| S1E16 |
That Was Saliva, Alan (2) |
2004-02-17 |
| S1E17 |
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats |
2004-02-24 |
| S1E18 |
An Old Flame with a New Wick |
2004-03-02 |
| S1E19 |
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You |
2004-03-23 |
| S1E20 |
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark |
2004-04-20 |
| S1E21 |
No Sniffing, No Wowing |
2004-05-04 |
| S1E22 |
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet |
2004-05-11 |
| S1E23 |
Just Like Buffalo |
2004-05-18 |
| S1E24 |
Can You Feel My Finger? |
2004-05-25 |
| S2E1 |
Back Off, Mary Poppins |
2004-09-21 |
| S2E2 |
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls |
2004-09-28 |
| S2E3 |
A Bag Full of Jawea |
2004-10-05 |
| S2E4 |
Go Get Mommy's Bra |
2004-10-12 |
| S2E5 |
Bad News from the Clinic? |
2004-10-19 |
| S2E6 |
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance |
2004-10-26 |
| S2E7 |
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana |
2004-11-09 |
| S2E8 |
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers |
2004-11-16 |
| S2E9 |
Yes, Monsignor |
2004-11-23 |
| S2E10 |
The Salmon Under My Sweater |
2004-11-30 |
| S2E11 |
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos |
2004-12-14 |
| S2E12 |
A Lung Full of Alan |
2005-01-04 |
| S2E13 |
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow |
2005-01-18 |
| S2E14 |
Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts |
2005-02-01 |
| S2E15 |
Smell the Umbrella Stand |
2005-02-08 |
| S2E16 |
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? |
2005-02-15 |
| S2E17 |
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! |
2005-02-22 |
| S2E18 |
It was 'Mame,' Mom |
2005-03-08 |
| S2E19 |
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise |
2005-03-22 |
| S2E20 |
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey |
2005-04-19 |
| S2E21 |
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On |
2005-05-03 |
| S2E22 |
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother |
2005-05-10 |
| S2E23 |
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab |
2005-05-17 |
| S2E24 |
Does This Smell Funny to You? |
2005-05-24 |
| S3E1 |
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts |
2005-09-20 |
| S3E2 |
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover |
2005-09-27 |
| S3E3 |
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark |
2005-10-04 |
| S3E4 |
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs |
2005-10-11 |
| S3E5 |
We Called It Mr. Pinky |
2005-10-18 |
| S3E6 |
Hi, Mr. Horned One |
2005-10-25 |
| S3E7 |
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop |
2005-11-08 |
| S3E8 |
That Voodoo That I Do Do |
2005-11-15 |
| S3E9 |
Madame and Her Special Friend |
2005-11-22 |
| S3E10 |
Something Salted and Twisted |
2005-11-29 |
| S3E11 |
Santa's Village of the Damned |
2005-12-20 |
| S3E12 |
That Special Tug |
2006-01-10 |
| S3E13 |
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium |
2006-01-24 |
| S3E14 |
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded |
2006-02-07 |
| S3E15 |
My Tongue Is Meat |
2006-02-28 |
| S3E16 |
Ergo, the Booty Call |
2006-03-07 |
| S3E17 |
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser |
2006-03-14 |
| S3E18 |
The Spit-Covered Cobbler |
2006-03-21 |
| S3E19 |
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin |
2006-04-11 |
| S3E20 |
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro |
2006-04-25 |
| S3E21 |
And the Plot Moistens |
2006-05-02 |
| S3E22 |
Just Once with Aunt Sophie |
2006-05-09 |
| S3E23 |
Arguments for the Quickie |
2006-05-16 |
| S3E24 |
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite |
2006-05-23 |
| S4E1 |
Working for Caligula |
2006-09-19 |
| S4E2 |
Who's Vod Kanockers? |
2006-09-26 |
| S4E3 |
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress |
2006-10-03 |
| S4E4 |
A Pot Smoking Monkey |
2006-10-10 |
| S4E5 |
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility |
2006-10-17 |
| S4E6 |
Apologies for the Frivolity |
2006-10-24 |
| S4E7 |
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head |
2006-11-07 |
| S4E8 |
Release the Dogs |
2006-11-14 |
| S4E9 |
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour |
2006-11-21 |
| S4E10 |
Kissing Abraham Lincoln |
2006-11-28 |
| S4E11 |
Walnuts and Demerol |
2006-12-12 |
| S4E12 |
Castrating Sheep in Montana |
2007-01-09 |
| S4E13 |
Don't Worry, Speed Racer |
2007-01-23 |
| S4E14 |
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami |
2007-02-06 |
| S4E15 |
My Damn Stalker |
2007-02-13 |
| S4E16 |
Young People Have Phlegm Too |
2007-02-20 |
| S4E17 |
I Merely Slept with a Commie |
2007-02-27 |
| S4E18 |
It Never Rains in Hooterville |
2007-03-20 |
| S4E19 |
Smooth As a Ken Doll |
2007-04-10 |
| S4E20 |
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot |
2007-04-17 |
| S4E21 |
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous |
2007-04-24 |
| S4E22 |
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag |
2007-05-01 |
| S4E23 |
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin |
2007-05-08 |
| S4E24 |
Prostitutes and Gelato |
2007-05-15 |
| S5E1 |
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom |
2007-09-25 |
| S5E2 |
Media Room Slash Dungeon |
2007-10-02 |
| S5E3 |
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo |
2007-10-09 |
| S5E4 |
City of Great Racks |
2007-10-16 |
| S5E5 |
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat |
2007-10-23 |
| S5E6 |
Help Daddy Find His Toenail |
2007-10-30 |
| S5E7 |
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room |
2007-11-06 |
| S5E8 |
Is There a Mrs. Waffles? |
2007-11-13 |
| S5E9 |
Tight's Good |
2007-11-20 |
| S5E10 |
Kinda Like Necrophilia |
2007-11-27 |
| S5E11 |
Meander to Your Dander |
2008-03-18 |
| S5E12 |
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh |
2008-03-25 |
| S5E13 |
The Soil Is Moist |
2008-04-01 |
| S5E14 |
Winky-Dink Time |
2008-04-15 |
| S5E15 |
Rough Night in Hump Junction |
2008-04-22 |
| S5E16 |
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty |
2008-04-29 |
| S5E17 |
Fish in a Drawer |
2008-05-06 |
| S5E18 |
If My Hole Could Talk |
2008-05-13 |
| S5E19 |
Waiting for the Right Snapper |
2008-05-20 |
| S6E1 |
Taterhead Is Our Love Child |
2008-09-23 |
| S6E2 |
Pie Hole, Herb |
2008-09-30 |
| S6E3 |
Damn You, Eggs Benedict |
2008-10-07 |
| S6E4 |
The Flavin' and the Mavin' |
2008-10-14 |
| S6E5 |
A Jock Strap in Hell |
2008-10-21 |
| S6E6 |
It's Always Nazi Week |
2008-11-04 |
| S6E7 |
Best H.O. Money Can Buy |
2008-11-11 |
| S6E8 |
Pinocchio's Mouth |
2008-11-18 |
| S6E9 |
The Mooch at the Boo |
2008-11-25 |
| S6E10 |
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited |
2008-12-09 |
| S6E11 |
The Devil's Lube |
2008-12-16 |
| S6E12 |
Thank God for Scoliosis |
2009-01-13 |
| S6E13 |
I Think You Offended Don |
2009-01-20 |
| S6E14 |
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie |
2009-02-03 |
| S6E15 |
I'd Like to Start with the Cat |
2009-02-10 |
| S6E16 |
She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime |
2009-03-03 |
| S6E17 |
The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? |
2009-03-10 |
| S6E18 |
My Son's Enormous Head |
2009-03-17 |
| S6E19 |
The Two Finger Rule |
2009-03-31 |
| S6E20 |
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau |
2009-04-14 |
| S6E21 |
Above Exalted Cyclops |
2009-04-28 |
| S6E22 |
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box |
2009-05-05 |
| S6E23 |
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth |
2009-05-12 |
| S6E24 |
Baseball with Better Steroids |
2009-05-19 |
| S7E1 |
818-jklpuzo |
2009-09-22 |
| S7E2 |
Whipped Unto the Third Generation |
2009-09-29 |
| S7E3 |
Mmm, Fish. Yum. |
2009-10-06 |
| S7E4 |
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator |
2009-10-13 |
| S7E5 |
For the Sake of the Child |
2009-10-20 |
| S7E6 |
Give Me Your Thumb |
2009-11-03 |
| S7E7 |
Untainted by Filth |
2009-11-10 |
| S7E8 |
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. |
2009-11-17 |
| S7E9 |
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair |
2009-11-24 |
| S7E10 |
That's Why They Call It Ball Room |
2009-12-08 |
| S7E11 |
Warning, It's Dirty |
2009-12-15 |
| S7E12 |
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste |
2010-01-12 |
| S7E13 |
Yay, No Polyps! |
2010-01-19 |
| S7E14 |
Crude and Uncalled For |
2010-02-02 |
| S7E15 |
Aye, Aye, Captain |
2010-02-09 |
| S7E16 |
Tinkle Like a Princess |
2010-03-02 |
| S7E17 |
I Found Your Moustache |
2010-03-09 |
| S7E18 |
Ixnay on the Oggie Day |
2010-03-23 |
| S7E19 |
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave |
2010-04-13 |
| S7E20 |
I Called Him Magoo |
2010-05-11 |
| S7E21 |
Gumby with a Pokey |
2010-05-18 |
| S7E22 |
This Is Not Gonna End Well |
2010-05-25 |
| S8E1 |
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud |
2010-09-21 |
| S8E2 |
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer |
2010-09-28 |
| S8E3 |
A Pudding-Filled Cactus |
2010-10-05 |
| S8E4 |
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers |
2010-10-12 |
| S8E5 |
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel |
2010-10-19 |
| S8E6 |
Twanging Your Magic Clanger |
2010-10-26 |
| S8E7 |
The Crazy Bitch Gazette |
2010-11-02 |
| S8E8 |
Springtime on a Stick |
2010-11-09 |
| S8E9 |
A Good Time in Central Africa |
2010-11-16 |
| S8E10 |
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop |
2010-11-23 |
| S8E11 |
Dead from the Waist Down |
2010-12-07 |
| S8E12 |
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead |
2010-12-14 |
| S8E13 |
Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup |
2011-01-04 |
| S8E14 |
Lookin' for Japanese Subs |
2011-01-18 |
| S8E15 |
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak |
2011-02-08 |
| S8E16 |
That Darn Priest |
2011-02-15 |
| S9E1 |
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt |
2011-09-20 |
| S9E2 |
People Who Love Peepholes |
2011-09-27 |
| S9E3 |
Big Girls Don't Throw Food |
2011-10-04 |
| S9E4 |
Nine Magic Fingers |
2011-10-11 |
| S9E5 |
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro |
2011-10-18 |
| S9E6 |
The Squat and the Hover |
2011-10-25 |
| S9E7 |
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets |
2011-11-01 |
| S9E8 |
Thank You for the Intercourse |
2011-11-08 |
| S9E9 |
Frodo's Headshots |
2011-11-15 |
| S9E10 |
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes |
2011-11-22 |
| S9E11 |
What a Lovely Landing Strip |
2011-12-06 |
| S9E12 |
One False Move, Zimbabwe! |
2011-12-13 |
| S9E13 |
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion |
2012-01-03 |
| S9E14 |
A Possum on Chemo |
2012-01-17 |
| S9E15 |
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack |
2012-02-07 |
| S9E16 |
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy |
2012-02-14 |
| S9E17 |
Not in My Mouth! |
2012-02-21 |
| S9E18 |
The War Against Gingivitis |
2012-02-28 |
| S9E19 |
Palmdale, Ech |
2012-03-20 |
| S9E20 |
Grandma's Pie |
2012-04-10 |
| S9E21 |
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' |
2012-04-17 |
| S9E22 |
Why We Gave Up Women |
2012-05-01 |
| S9E23 |
The Straw in My Donut Hole |
2012-05-08 |
| S9E24 |
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! |
2012-05-15 |
| S10E1 |
I Changed My Mind About the Milk |
2012-09-28 |
| S10E2 |
A Big Bag of Dog |
2012-10-05 |
| S10E3 |
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt |
2012-10-12 |
| S10E4 |
You Do Know What the Lollipop's For |
2012-10-19 |
| S10E5 |
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam |
2012-10-26 |
| S10E6 |
Ferrets, Attack! |
2012-11-02 |
| S10E7 |
Avoid the Chinese Mustard |
2012-11-09 |
| S10E8 |
Something My Gynecologist Said |
2012-11-16 |
| S10E9 |
I Scream When I Pee |
2012-11-30 |
| S10E10 |
One Nut Johnson |
2012-12-07 |
| S10E11 |
Give Santa a Tail-Hole |
2012-12-14 |
| S10E12 |
Welcome to Alancrest |
2013-01-04 |
| S10E13 |
Grab a Feather and Get in Line |
2013-01-11 |
| S10E14 |
Run, Steven Staven! Run! |
2013-02-01 |
| S10E15 |
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It |
2013-02-08 |
| S10E16 |
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby |
2013-02-15 |
| S10E17 |
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries |
2013-02-22 |
| S10E18 |
The 9:04 from Pemberton |
2013-03-08 |
| S10E19 |
Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon |
2013-03-15 |
| S10E20 |
Bazinga! That's from a TV Show |
2013-04-05 |
| S10E21 |
Another Night with Neil Diamond |
2013-04-26 |
| S10E22 |
My Bodacious Vidalia |
2013-05-03 |
| S10E23 |
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped |
2013-05-10 |
| S11E1 |
Nangnangnangnang |
2013-09-27 |
| S11E2 |
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball |
2013-10-04 |
| S11E3 |
This Unblessed Biscuit |
2013-10-11 |
| S11E4 |
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank |
2013-10-18 |
| S11E5 |
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 |
2013-10-25 |
| S11E6 |
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants |
2013-11-08 |
| S11E7 |
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie |
2013-11-15 |
| S11E8 |
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. |
2013-11-22 |
| S11E9 |
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer |
2013-12-06 |
| S11E10 |
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! |
2013-12-13 |
| S11E11 |
Tazed in the Lady Nuts |
2014-01-03 |
| S11E12 |
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. |
2014-01-10 |
| S11E13 |
Bite Me, Supreme Court |
2014-01-31 |
| S11E14 |
Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe |
2014-02-07 |
| S11E15 |
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin |
2014-02-28 |
| S11E16 |
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper |
2014-03-07 |
| S11E17 |
Welcome Home, Jake |
2014-03-14 |
| S11E18 |
West Side Story |
2014-04-04 |
| S11E19 |
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang |
2014-04-11 |
| S11E20 |
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia |
2014-04-25 |
| S11E21 |
Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot |
2014-05-02 |
| S11E22 |
Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead |
2014-05-09 |
| S12E1 |
The Ol' Mexican Spinach |
2014-10-31 |
| S12E2 |
A Chic Bar in Ibiza |
2014-11-07 |
| S12E3 |
Glamping in a Yurt |
2014-11-14 |
| S12E4 |
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight |
2014-11-21 |
| S12E5 |
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. |
2014-11-28 |
| S12E6 |
Alan Shot a Little Girl |
2014-12-05 |
| S12E7 |
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner |
2014-12-12 |
| S12E8 |
Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey |
2014-12-19 |
| S12E9 |
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey |
2015-01-09 |
| S12E10 |
Here I Come, Pants! |
2015-01-16 |
| S12E11 |
For Whom the Booty Calls |
2015-01-23 |
| S12E12 |
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off |
2015-01-30 |
| S12E13 |
Boompa Loved His Hookers |
2015-02-06 |
| S12E14 |
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun |
2015-02-13 |
| S12E15 |
Of Course He's Dead - Part One |
2015-02-20 |
| S12E16 |
Of Course He's Dead - Part Two |
2015-02-20 |